My arms hurt. My legs hurt. My head hurts. I think I'm going to cry...with relief.

I just rolled an oil drum about a mile through the streets of London. Our local car place returns oil drums back to the depot so I walked up to the next garage who gave me one free.

I wish I'd taken the car.

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Do not try to roll an oil drum more than a few hundred metres. They are heavy.